HORRENDOUS

SPOILERS DOWN THE PATH; THE DISCUSSION BELOW WILL NOT BE COMPREHENSIVE WITHOUT IT.

TREAD CAREFULLY. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.

Just like ultra-rare gems, once in a blue moon comes a big-budgeted butchered mess to the silver screens. One such hot garbage 2019 offered us was Hellboy.

To summarize Hellboy in a paragraph, it has terrible narration, directionless plot, story that's made up along the way since it has no idea what it is about or what it wants to be, humor that didn't work one bit, horrendous visual effects for the most parts, atrocious editing, irrelevant gore coupled with disgusting imagery, completely unsuitable and distasteful background score type, amateurish dialogues and exposition-filled screenplay from start to finish!

However, the makeup and prosthetics were excellent. Ambush on Hellboy by the Osiris' Club Wild Hunt was a good surprise. Baba Yaga's walking birdhouse, adult and baby Gruagach hog-fairy plus Excalibur-wielding horned Hellboy with a fire crown were decent computer generated outputs.